I heard you like the bad girls honey,is that true?

#Okay stop. You’re not allowed more than one perfect picture a day.

bennett-mccall:

cattleyablack: 

Yes, you do that. I don’t know how I’m going to be able to handle this for the rest of my life. Sigh. I’ll take one for the team though. In the Hudson? Cold. Very cold, babe. But I’m not going to lie as if that isn’t the best damn thing I’ve heard all day.

You’re so hard on yourself and your body. You should consider letting me do that for you. The morning is like…six hours away. A bit too far don’t you think?

…You’ll figure it out. Don’t worry. Yes the hudson. Don’t care if I’m cold, I’m not opposed to being cold about this kind of shit. Best damn thing..? I’m glad I could be of service. ..You know what. You’re not sleeping on the couch. In fact…we aren’t sleeping at all. Congratulations. You won me over. You should definitely come here and remind me why.

#Okay stop. You’re not allowed more than one perfect picture a day.

bennett-mccall:

cattleyablack: 

I’m delusional enough to think maybe you can turn beauty on and off. I don’t know. I just know having the hottest fiancee in New York is probably making me a target. Many men would kill be where I am right now. Wait…why would you torture yourself that way? Knowing I’m a few feet away but not acting on it?

I’ll look for the button, see if I can find it, if it’s possible- I’ll definitely let you know. The hottest fiance… well. I’d say that wasn’t true, but I’ve never been one for lying. Other men can take a running jump into thee hudson. The only person that get’s to be where you are right now is you. Period. Oh. I’d torture myself to make a point-you know that. You’ll just have to make it up to me in the morning…

#Okay stop. You’re not allowed more than one perfect picture a day.

bennett-mccall:

cattleyablack: 

Well, I can’t help it. I don’t wear the suit. The suit wears me. And if you make me sleep on the couch, I guarantee you’ll end up out there on it as well at some point in the night.

…So what makes you think I can? You may be right. But I’m stubborn enough to sleep in here to prove my point. And leave the door open so you can hear me taking care of myself from the couch. 

#Okay stop. You’re not allowed more than one perfect picture a day.

Coming from the man who likes to walk around New York like he’s late for a GQ shoot? Shut up before I make your crazy ass sleep on the couch.